...And in other breaking news a tattoo shop is opening in the Spencer Park shopping centre. They are situated in the old Laundromat premises.
Imagine my surprise when I went to the newsagent this morning and saw Feral airbrushing the window next door. He said the newsagent wasn't very happy about their new enterprise, so to ease his mind I assured him that Maureen the newsagent is just a fucken bitch and not to worry about her too much.
