Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen Based Recipes

You may have read my last post about some very clever and funny Ladybird Book parodies.

In keeping with my book based posts, today I am going to let you know about a real book available from Lulu, the online self publishing house.

Paul (Fotie) Photenhauer's Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen Based Recipes will change the way you cook and your choice of ingredients forever!

For years men have been trying to get women to eat semen with varying success. We have tried suggesting that it is good for the skin, good for weight control, even trying the old chestnut "If you really loved me you would swallow it".

Now armed with recipes such as Man Made Oysters, Cumin Rub and, my favourite, Choked Chicken, semen will be on the menu in many more bedrooms around the country.

This book has also attracted some brilliant comments such as this gem from Neal Enbob...

"I bought it and tried the spoon-n-toss cookies as a surprise for my wife. She gobbled one up really quickly but I just can't get her to swallow them. On the bright side, she said she was willing to try another batch next weekend."

So do yourself a favour and instead of getting some "Pork on Your Fork", try some "Spoof on Your Spoon".